Re: If Star Wars were an Anime

Originally Posted by
Miyu
HOW STAR WARS WOULD BE DIFFERENT IF IT WERE ANIME
*X-wings and Y-wings would transform, and then combine to form a more
powerful craft.
*The Death Star's superlaser would have an even flashier charge-up sequence.
*Leia wouldn't have a band of surgical tape constraining her generously-sized
breasts in all three movies except for the Metal Bikini scene.
*For that matter, Leia wouldn't have been wearing a Metal Bikini, either.
*The music and soundtrack would be much worse and less orchestreated, but
have singable lyrics.
*Princess Leia would wear a sailor suit...and she would sing.
*Luke wouldn't have to use a rope to jump across a trench. Anime heroes can jump as far as they want to.
*C-3PO would be a girl robot...with the hots for Luke.
*Luke would not build his own lightsaber. He would have to win it from a
demoness who has been imprisoned for thousands of years... and who has the
hots for Luke.
*Did I mention Princess Leia's sporty yet feminine powered armor?
*Speeder bikes would be replaced by monster-sized racing cycles...with lasers.
*Boba Fett would have a bigger part.
*A nemesis TIE fighter pilot would defect...and have the hots for Luke.
*Luke wouldn't agonize over Vader being his dad until AFTER he killed him.
*The American voice actors would be crap, and the subtitled version would be
more expensive.
*Series titles would be Star Wars, Star Wars Zeta, and Forever Star Wars
Double Zeta. People would argue interminably about the time line conflicts.
*And, last but not least, Imperial Stormtrooper armor would MOST
DEFINITELY NEVER, EVER, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, BE WHITE!!!!
these are the truest ones on the list...
especially about the X and Y wing...
See, all I've gotta do is get loose like I'm fluid, dude, Rollin' up my sleeves on my gi and get into it. You and who, him and them? Line up in a single file. One on one, all for one...end up in a bigger pile. The ambiance of Martial Arts is constant, Nunchucks chuckin' when I step in the mosh pit. Wing Chun dummy getting splintered apart, Escrima sticks whippin' and I'm chipping the bark. What are you? A pink belt? I'll give you a head start. Kumite killin', with the spirit of Ed Parker.