* If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?

* Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?

* What do chickens think we taste like?

* What do people in China call their good plates?

* What do you call a male ladybug?

* What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?

* When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

* Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

* Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

* Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

* Why are there Interstates in Hawaii?

* Why are there flotation devices in the seats of planes instead of parachutes?

* Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations where smoking is prohibited?

* Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical situations?

* How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?

* If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why does it have locks on the door?

* Why is a bra singular and panties plural?

* If a firefighter fights fire and a crime fighter fights crime, what does a freedom fighter fight?

* If a cow laughs, does milk come out of her nose?

* If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?

* Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of a drive-up ATM?

* Why is it that when you transport something by car it is called shipment, but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?

* What would Geronimo say if he jumped out of an airplane?

* Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?