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    Default Flamer Action Form

    Flamer Action Form. Keep handy for dealing with those "Special" people. ;-)

    *FLAME FORM**FLAME FORM**FLAME FORM**FLAME FORM*

    Dear:

    [ ] Clueless Newbie [ ] Lamer [ ] AOLer

    [ ] "Me too" er [ ] Pervert [ ] Geek

    [ ] Spammer [ ] Nerd [ ] Elvis

    [ ] Fed [ ] Freak [ ] Scientologist

    [ ] Scammer [ ]Dumbass [ ] Pre-teen

    You Are Being Flamed Because:

    [ ] You posted binaries in pieces LESS than 5000 lines

    [ ] You posted something asking for warez sites

    [ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply

    [ ] You continued a long, stupid thread

    [ ] You started an off-topic thread

    [ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message

    [ ] You posted a blatently obvious troll

    [ ] You posted pretending to be someone famous (See "troll" above)

    [ ] You replied to the above message type believing it was someone famous

    [ ] You said "me too" to something

    [ ] You suck

    [ ] Your sig/alias/server sucks

    [ ] You posted a phone-sex ad

    [ ] Your ad sucks anyway since nobody asked for it

    [ ] You posted a stupid pyramid money-making scheme and

    claimed it was legal

    [ ] I think you might be a fed

    [ ] You spam

    [ ] You posted in ElItE CaPiTaLs because you think that makes you kEwL

    [ ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally

    worthless that you are being flamed anyway

    To Repent, You Must:

    [ ] Stop masterbating for a week

    [ ] Give up your AOL account

    [ ] Be Senator Exon's love slave for a month.

    [ ] Tell your Mommy you've been a bad boy

    [ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor

    [ ] Actually post something relevant

    [ ] Read the FAQ

    [ ] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month



    In Closing, I'd Like to Say:

    [ ] Blow me

    [ ] Get a life

    [ ] Never post again

    [ ] Age 10 more years before you post again

    [ ] I pity your dog

    [ ] Go to hell

    [ ] Yer momma's so fat/stupid/ugly that etc...

    [ ] Take your **** somewhere else

    [ ] Get ****ed, you pathetic loser

    [ ] Learn to post or **** off

    [ ] All of the above END FLAME
    Susan A. Spann

    Something Here Coming Soon

    Member of the Estrogen Mafia and Proud Owner of THIS Thread (FOREVER D:< )



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    Default Re: Flamer Action Form

    Quote Originally Posted by Miyu
    Flamer Action Form. Keep handy for dealing with those "Special" people. ;-)

    *FLAME FORM**FLAME FORM**FLAME FORM**FLAME FORM*

    Dear:

    [ ] Clueless Newbie [ ] Lamer [ ] AOLer

    [ ] "Me too" er [ ] Pervert [ ] Geek

    [ ] Spammer [ ] Nerd [ ] Elvis

    [ ] Fed [ ] Freak [ ] Scientologist

    [ ] Scammer [ ]Dumbass [ ] Pre-teen


    Here is a site that describes in detail, those "Special" people your talking about!!
    Go through the roster, you might get a kick out of it!!
    http://redwing.hutman.net/%7Emreed/index.htm


    Last edited by Kenpo-Sloth; 04-07-2005 at 03:08 PM.
    What have I learned from this???

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    Default Re: Flamer Action Form

    Funny! (and kind of scary at the same time)
    Last edited by Gin-Gin2; 04-07-2005 at 05:36 PM.
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