50 Things To Do On A Public Toilet!

[Miyu]

50 THINGS TO DO ON A PUBLIC TOILET!

1. Comment "Pooh , who did that?"
2. Compliment people on their shoes.

3. Introduce yourself to the person in the next stall. Strike up a conversation.

4. Provide 'strenuous' sound-effects.

5. Ask the person in the next stall if there's anything swimming in THEIR bowl.

6. Discuss the pros and cons of laxatives.

7. Scream "Oh my GOD! What the hell is THAT?"

8. Stimulate a drug deal.

9. Pretend to fall in (with appropriate sound effects).

10. Roll Easter Eggs under the doors.

11. Start a sing-a-long.

12. Act schizophrenically.

13. Knock on the doors of occupied stalls and ask if there is anyone in there. If so, ask if they are busy...

14. Masquerade as a door-to-door salesman.

15. Ask loudly "When does the movie start?"

16. Write 'nerdy' graffiti like "Please wash your hands. Thank you."

17. Kick in stall doors, camera in hand.

18. Pour water over the stall door onto occupant.

19. Say "Oops...missed." while syringing water around the bowl and under the walls and door into other stalls.

20. Fake an orgasm.

21. At night, switch off the lights.

22. Run around naked yelling "Where's the fish?"

23. Collect a door charge.

24. Ask "Is there a doctor in the house?"

25. Impersonate Elvis. Be convincing.

26. Ask whether anyone can see your pet sewer rat/river python/axolotl.

27. Write essay questions on the toilet paper.

28. Put cling-flim (Glad Wrap) over the toilet bowl.

29. Offer refreshments.

30. Replace rolls of toilet paper with rolls of sand paper.

31. Run in, yelling "FREE WILLY!"

32. Charge admission.

33. Electrify metal urinals.

34. Leave a ladle in the toilet bowl.

35. One word: GOLDFISH.

36. Make a jello in the bowl.

37. Place a sign advertising "Driver's side airbags." as standard.

38. Remove stall doors.

39. Glue seat and cover down to bowl.

40. Place signs warning of 24 hour video surveillance.

41. Make stall doors lockable only from the OUTSIDE.

42. Put itching powder on the toilet seats.

43. Leave a fried egg floating in the bowl.

44. Replace soap in dispenser with custard.

45. Completely soak the towel in the towel dispenser, or the paper towels if available.

46. Make kitty litter trays that fit into toilet bowls. Install.

47. Replace condoms in vending machine with tampons (or vise versa).

48. In one stall, attach the toilet bowl to roof. (advice for young players: Don't leave the water in while you do this...)

49. Create a crime scene complete with police tape and chalk silhouette.

50. Take a dump.

[Rob Broad]

I always liked this thread.

[thedan]

I always liked this thread.

Your a sick man. Really sick.

Dan C

[Shodan]

So........do ya think these were thought up while the author was actually ON the toilet?!!

[Takai]

So........do ya think these were thought up while the author was actually ON the toilet?!!

I don't think that I want to know that.

[Rob Broad]

Your a sick man. Really sick.

Dan C

You just figuring that out now.

[Takai]

You just figuring that out now.

[Martin Seck]

Funny stuff!

[mord_sith_14]

LOL! I've heard some similar.

-Spread peanut butter generously on a piece of tissue paper, slide it under the stall next door and ask them if they could "kick it back to you."

-Drop a cantalope in the toilet after making varous grunts. Say "That one hurt!"

[Airdawg]

What about the simulated toothbrushing and mouthwash? Don't forget the exaggerated gargle.

[Celtic_Crippler]

Pretend like you're talking on a cell phone to someone you're trying to convince to come around to the back window because the police are after you while you stand on the sink trying to open said window.

[gardawamtu]

Ask: "Can you spare a square? Just a square?"