LANTHANUM QUITS PERIODIC TABLE OF ELEMENTS
STOCKHOLM, SWEDEN -- The world of chemistry was shaken Monday by
lanthanum's announcement that the popular 57th element will quit
Transition Group IIIb of the periodic table at the end of the summer.
"I have nothing but good things to say about my time with the periodic
table," said the ductile, silvery-white metal, speaking from the site of
its discovery by Carl Gustav Mosander in 1839. "Nevertheless, I will be
stepping down after Labor Day to focus on my own earth-metal solo
projects." Rumors of a longtime feud with molybdenum and the constant
demands of lens manufacturing are believed to be behind the departure.
Susan A. Spann
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