VIRUS ALERT



There is a new virus among us ... its called "WORK".



If you receive any sort of WORK, whether via e-mail, internet, or simply

handed to you by a colleague, DO NOT OPEN IT!



Anyone who has opened WORK has found their social life deleted and their

brain performs ILLEGAL OPERATIONS.



If you encounter any WORK at all, purge the virus by sending an e-mail

to your boss with the words: "This is too much for me. I'm going out

for a soda. This better not still be on my desk when I get back."



Usually this tactic will end all your WORK. If it doesn't, and you are

actually handed WORK in document form, simple lift the document and drag

it to your Trash Can.



This virus alert is for your protection, and those persons close to you.