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    NICE EXPRESSIONS TO DESCRIBE DUMB PEOPLE



    Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.



    A few clowns short of a circus.



    A few fries short of a Happy Meal



    A few Cokes short of a six-pack.



    A few peas short of a casserole.



    The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.



    One taco short of a combination plate.



    A few feathers short of a whole duck.



    All foam, no beer.



    The cheese slid off his cracker.



    Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.



    He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.



    An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.



    As smart as bait.



    Chimney's clogged.



    Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.



    Forgot to pay his brain bill.



    Her sewing machine's out of thread.



    His belt doesn't go through all the loops.



    No grain in the silo.



    Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.



    In the pinball game of life, his flippers were a little further apart

    than most.

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    "In the pinball game of life, his flippers were a little further apart

    than most."

    That's gotta be my own personal new favorite. However we shouldn't forget....

    His elevator doesn't go all the way to the top.

    He's not quite the 64 color collection, he's more of an 8 crayon set.

    She's probably a few wan-ton short of the combination order.

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    Lights are on but, nobody is home.

    When god was handing out body parts, when he said brain, you thought he said pain and replied, "I don't want any."
    "Change is not necessary...Survival is not mandatory" - W. Edward Deming

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    Not playing with a full deck.

    Missing a few marbles.

    (Very old classics!)
    There is nothing so strong as gentleness, nothing so gentle as real strength.
    Unquestionably man has his will - but woman has her way! - Bruce Lee

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    Some personal fav's:

    Sharp as a bowling ball

    Smart as a bag of hammers
    "It is sobering to reflect that one of the best ways to get yourself a reputation as a dangerous citizen these days is to go about repeating the very phrases which our founding fathers used in the struggle for independence." Charles A. Beard

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    Quote Originally Posted by Celtic_Crippler View Post
    Some personal fav's:

    Sharp as a bowling ball

    Smart as a bag of hammers

    Also liked
    Her sewing machine's out of thread.
    His belt doesn't go through all the loops

    LOL
    Smart as a box of rocks
    Not nice, but dumb as a fence post
    A black belt covers 2" of your butt. Covering the rest is soley up to you

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    You all are killing me. Funny stuff!
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    One that I have used quite often is

    As bright as a 3 watt light bulb with the dimmer switch stuck on low.
    Quality outweighs quantity every time.

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    Jethro Tull:

    "Thick as a brick."
    There are things that are worth knowing for their own sake, worth finding for the pure joy of discovery.

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    Nice boy but about as sharp as a sack of wet mice...
    - Foghorn Leghorn

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