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    HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN:



    Compliment her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, love her, stroke her, tease her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, hold her, spend money on her, wine & dine her, buy things for her, listen to her, care for her, stand by her, support her, go to the ends of the earth for her....



    HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN:



    Show up naked.

    Bring Beer.

    Susan A. Spann

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    Default Re: How to Impress a Woman/How to Impress a Man

    Other than the beer, I am going to bite my tounge on this one
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    The beer is optional.
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    Miyu, you free Friday night?

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    I'll drink to that!
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    Default Re: How to Impress a Woman/How to Impress a Man

    Quote Originally Posted by Miyu View Post
    HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN:



    Show up naked.

    Bring Beer.
    Works for me!

    but you can keep the beer...

    Your Bro.
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    Miyu....I had no idea you were so wise!
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