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    Default Classifieds

    The following were actually taken from recent classified ads innewspapers:

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    1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT TUB -- $850/offer

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    AMANA WASHER $100. OWNED BY CLEAN BACHELOR WHO SELDOM WASHED.

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    SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE... ONLY USED ON SNOWY DAYS.

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    FREE PUPPIES... PART GERMAN SHEPHERD - PART DOG

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    2 WIRE MESH BUTCHERING GLOVES: One 5-finger, One 3-finger, PAIR: $15

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    TICKLE ME ELMO, STILL IN BOX, COMES WITH IT'S OWN 1988 MUSTANG, 5L, AUTO, EXCELLENT CONDITION $6800

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    COWS, CALVES NEVER BRED... ALSO 1 GAY BULL FOR SALE.

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    '83 TOYOTA HUNCHBACK -- $2000

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    STAR WARS JOB OF THE HUT -- $15

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    FREE PUPPIES:1/2 COCKER SPANIEL - 1/2 SNEAKY NEIGHBOR'S DOG

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    FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 YEARS OLD. UNPLEASANT LITTLE DOG.

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    SOFT & GENITAL BATH TISSUES OR FACIAL TISSUE 89 cents

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    GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. NEUTERED. SPEAKS GERMAN. FREE.

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    FULL SIZED MATTRESS. 20 YR WARRANTY. LIKE NEW. SLIGHT URINE SMELL.

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    FREE 1 CAN OF PORK & BEANS W/PURCHASE OF 3 BR 2 BATH HOME.

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    FOR SALE: LEE MAJORS (6 MILLION DOLLAR MAN) - $50

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    NORDIC TRACK $300. HARDLY USED. CALL CHUBBIE

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    BILL'S SEPTIC TANK CLEANING "WE HAUL AMERICAN MADE PRODUCTS"

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    Default Re: Classifieds

    LOL those are great!
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