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    What is your favorite Blonde Joke?
    Quality outweighs quantity every time.

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    Default Re: Blonde Jokes

    Here's mine

    A blond woman was speeding down the highway when she looks out the car window and sees another blond woman out in the middle of a farmers filed in a row boat, oars digging into the dirt as she tries to row the boat. The blond in the cars stops the car almost causing a pile up behind her. She then runs to the edge of teh field and shouts, "Hey Blondie what the hell do you thing you are doing? It is blonds like you that give the rest of us a bad name, and if I wasn't in such a rush I would swim out there and kick your butt!"
    Quality outweighs quantity every time.

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    Two blondes are walking through the woods when they stumble accross a set of tracks. The first blonde exclaims confidently, "THOSE are bear tracks!" The second blonde, shaking her head, responds, "No, those are deer tracks!"

    They were still arguing when the train ran them over.

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    A dumb Blonde died and went to Heaven. When she got to the Pearly Gates, she met Saint Peter who said, "Before you get to come into Heaven, you have to pass a test."
    "Oh, No!" she said but Saint Peter said not to worry he'd make it easy.
    "Who was God's son?" said Saint Peter.
    The dumb Blonde thought for a few minutes and said "Andy!"
    "That's interesting... What made you say that?" said Saint Peter
    Then She started to sing "Andy walks with me! Andy talks with me! Andy tells me..."


    hehehe...

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    Default Re: Blonde Jokes

    What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg?
    Nothing. They've never met.

    What's the difference between a blonde and a Corvette?
    You don't lend the Corvette out to your friend.

    What do you say to a blonde that won't give in?
    "Have another beer."

    What do blondes and cow-patties have in common?
    They both get easier to pick-up with age.

    Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?
    So she wouldn't get Hearing Aids.

    nyuk-nyuk-nyuk

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    Being the local blonde kenpoist, I'll give it a try:

    How many blondes does it take to play tag?

    One.

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    What's the quickest way to get into a blonde's pants?

    Pick them up off the floor.
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    What is it when a blonde blows into another blondes ear?

    Data transfer.
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    How do you light up a blonde's eyes?

    Shine a flashlight in her ear.
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    Why won't they hire Blondes as pharmacists?

    They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriters.
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    No trees were killed in the sending of this message. However, a huge number of electrons were seriously terrified.

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    Once a whore you're nothing more i'm sorry that'll never change
    And about forgiveness, we're both supposed to have exchanged
    I'm sorry honey, but i'm passing up, now look this way...*" --Paramore "Misery Business"


    (*this is where a punch would be landed)

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    I killed it... I actually killed the thread... oops!
    "Second chances they don't never matter, people never change
    Once a whore you're nothing more i'm sorry that'll never change
    And about forgiveness, we're both supposed to have exchanged
    I'm sorry honey, but i'm passing up, now look this way...*" --Paramore "Misery Business"


    (*this is where a punch would be landed)

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    How do you get a blonde to marry you? Tell her she's pregnant.
    Quality outweighs quantity every time.

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    What did the Blonde ask the Doctor when he told her she was pregnant?






    Are you sure it's mine?
    Just because you do something one way, does not mean that everyone else does it that way, or that it is even the correct way.

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    *taps microphone* "but really man, is this thing on?"


    *hears crickets chirping*
    "Second chances they don't never matter, people never change
    Once a whore you're nothing more i'm sorry that'll never change
    And about forgiveness, we're both supposed to have exchanged
    I'm sorry honey, but i'm passing up, now look this way...*" --Paramore "Misery Business"


    (*this is where a punch would be landed)

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