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    Default Are you a Democrat, Republican, or a Redneck?

    Are you a Democrat, Republican, or a Redneck?

    Here is a little test that will help you decide.

    Question: How do you tell the difference between Democrats, Republicans, and Rednecks?

    The answer can be found by posing the following question:

    You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock cal ..40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.

    What do you do?

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    Democrat's Answer:

    Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

    Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?

    Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

    Could we run away?

    What does my wife think?

    What about the kids?

    Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?

    What does the law say about this situation?

    Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?

    Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?

    Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

    Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?

    If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?

    Should I call 911?

    Why is this street so deserted?

    We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.

    This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.

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    Republican's Answer:

    BANG!

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    Redneck's Answer:

    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click.....(sounds of reloading).

    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click

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    Default Re: Are you a Democrat, Republican, or a Redneck?

    I guess I am a redneck. But I would much rather be a Kenpo Practioner and turn the knife into a rectal thermometer.
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    Default Re: Are you a Democrat, Republican, or a Redneck?

    Well the other day I told the wife I wanted to put a Glock 17 on layaway, she looked at me and asked “ what about your Kenpo” LOL I told her well Kenpo is for someone that is two feet or less away, the Glock is for anything else. And like I told her if I am driving down the road and a guy pulls a gun and pops off a few rounds Kenpo would not be much good in that situation. I am going to look this weekend for a Glock 17 9mm with the built in laser sight.

    Ps I am definitely in the Redneck category but I would only need 3, two to the chest and one to the head.

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    Default Re: Are you a Democrat, Republican, or a Redneck?

    I would have to say I am a Republican because one shot with a .40 cal. will stop anyone if you shot them in the right spot. But I realy like the redneck style though.

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    Default Re: Are you a Democrat, Republican, or a Redneck?

    Where do I live? So what do you think? LOL =)

    I have a conceal/carry license. I have a S&W .45 for home defense and a Keltech .380 with wallet holster (it fits in your back pocket and for all intensive purposes looks like a wallet in your back pocket, not a gun.)

    People always love to say you can't karate chop a bullet. I say, nope ya can't...but I can shoot you first. LOL =)
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    Default Re: Are you a Democrat, Republican, or a Redneck?

    I am a registered Republican only becuase my family would have disowned me, but my ploitical view match those as a democrat. And I am going to switch to that on paper soon.
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    Default Re: Are you a Democrat, Republican, or a Redneck?

    that was pretty good lol
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